And it came to pass in the fourth year of the reign of George W. Bush, Justin begat Bowen, and Megatron was controlled by Bowen, and Megatron did take hold of the town of Bethlehem, and they did go down to battle in a place called the end table.
And there was much blood shed. And in that year, 2008, the town of Bethlehem was utterly destroyed. And thus we see what shall come to pass when a four year old boy is allowed to play with the nativity.






