When Nature Calls . . .

. . . Why bother going inside to use the toilet. I mean, really, what's the point?

Broke Bach Mountain

That's right, we went with the gay cowboy. I'm sure Bach is turning over in his grave! Justin's mom said he looks creepy, but don't ya think he's kinda cute? Okay, maybe if he didn't look so angry . . . Lindsay (the lucky co-worker that got "Bached") wondered why I chose her as the recipient of the gay cowboy. I assured her it was nothing personal, she just hadn't been "Bached" in a while. We all need to be "Bached" now and then.